1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
No, but they questioned me and my sister once as to why we were peeing in an alley during a Mardi Gras street dance.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
No, I usually refuse to ride them due to my frequent bouts with motion sickness and occasional ones with vertigo.
3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledding?
5-6 years ago
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Being a pet owner, I never sleep alone. When Booger Bear is working, I still have the Terrorist spread across 2/3 of the bed, in my armpit, or on my pillow and farting or snoring.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes, I have seen more than one.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Yes
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Does a polar bear shit on ice?
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Team Angie
9. Do you stay friends with your exes?
Not since I moved to LV.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Longer
12. What’s your favorite commercial?
It’s definitely NOT the Head-On or Lamisil (Digger) ads. I am quite fond of the not-so-current Nextel ad with the three dudes who have to stop dancing to answer questions about shipments and then return to dancing.
13. What are you allergic to?
Pencillin, sulfa, and aloe
14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
I have when driving through the hood.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yes
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Baseball sucks … like other professional athletes, they make TOO MUCH MONEY!
17. Have you ever been ice skating?
Yes
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Usually
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Yesterday … Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen are comedic geniuses … Talladega Nights … In theaters now for the redneck in all of you.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
These are my favorites: “Yesterday,” “Help!,” “Blackbird,” “She Loves You,” “Helter Skelter”
21. What’s the one thing on your mind now?
I am so lazy.
22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is?
Yes, I have parent conferences with her regularly.
23. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Yes
24. What cell service do you use?
Cingular
25. Do you like sushi?
Positively
26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yes, I ran over myself with my own car, remember?
27. What do you wear to bed?
T-shirt and undies
28. Been caught stealing?
No
29. What shoe size do you have?
9.5 or 10
30. Do you truly hate anyone?
Hate is such a powerful word. Despise some; hate none.
31. Classic Rock or Rap?
Depends on my mood
32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
No desire to with anyone other than Booger Bear
33. Favorite Song?
Ever? Hmmm. That’s like asking someone who their favorite child or book is.
34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
Yes
35. What food do you find disgusting?
Brussel sprouts, lima beans, and liver
36. Do you sing in the shower?
Not really
37. Did you ever play, “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours”?
Not that I recall.
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
No, I speak my mind most of the time.
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes, I do it for students with their parents and teachers all the time.
40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yes, by PJ almost daily between grades 3 and 4 and during a cat fight with my sister over a boy in my early 20’s.
