I Read Banned Books

I HATE it when professionals mispronounce everyday words. When taking an Excel class, the one word you do not want to hear mispronounced 568 times is across. Yes, she said acrost at least 568 times over six hours.

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I took a beginning Excel class the last two afternoons. Yes, I know I am supposed to be on vacation. What can I say? I’m a lifelong learner and perpetual student. Sadly, I have been unable decipher Excel for Dummies, and I need to generate innumerable ridiculous reports. Who knew [...]

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My mother-in-law, Sistah CJ, is visiting. She is the antithesis of a monster-in-law. Among the many things I love about her is her sense of adventure. She is a free spirit. I have enjoyed getting to know her as the Flavor of the Month through her blog for some time now, [...]

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No, I did not watch it, but I am thrilled that the flippin’ French lost.

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Funny … forwarded to me by friend HHHana
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth [...]

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My blog is one year old today. In honor of this event, I am going on a sentimental journey.
Here’s a link to my first blog entry.
Although I absolutely love all of my meme entries, I cannot say they are my favorites. That would be egotistical, and that’s not me.
Here are links to five [...]

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(This idea was inspired by Wil Wheaton and Judith Viorst.)
… grown men will not go by the name Doc unless they are a doctor.
… the dude with the large white stickers reading Stroke It and Suck Me on back of his Ford F-350 would lose his driver’s license … It’s a privilege not [...]

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