I Read Banned Books

I know enough about 13 year olds to know that they don’t always get it. It doesn’t matter what “it” is; they just don’t get it. Yesterday was obviously Father’s Day. Booger Bear waited all day for Monkey Boy to call to wish him a Happy FD. (Sidebar: It never [...]

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From an early age, I can remember my Dad telling my sister and I the most outrageous stories about anything and everything. At times these tall tales were so unbelieveable and ghastly that we would say “Nuh-unh,” laugh incredulously, or just cry. It was then that my Mom and his sister, my [...]

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The invasion has begun in my workplace, my home away from home. As mice are nocturnal creatures, and, therefore, are rarely seen by the homeowner, we must rely on the most obvious indicators of their presence: droppings (1/8 - 1/2-inches long, dark and pointed at both ends).
Did you know that …
… mice [...]

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… brought to you by the letter “S”
Silence … Yeah, I know it has been a while. I have been …
Swearing … The office was so effin’ busy for the last …
Six weeks … I finally got a new partner in late May to …
Share … the wealth of arson, assault, weapon, immoral conduct, [...]

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