I Read Banned Books

Two of these are actual quotes from Monkey Boy’s mouth. It will be a long and possibly smelly six weeks. Can you spot the lie?
1. “I did take a bath … Sunday night.” (On Wednesday)
2. “Do I have to wash my hair when I shower?”
3. “Why can’t I go to sleep in [...]

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Booger Bear has an “I’ll be back” mentality when it comes to hernias. After his third hernia surgery on April 26 failed to correct the recurring problem, he was forced to have surgery for a fourth (and hopefully final) time today. This was decided after a second opinion and much debated pros and [...]

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For the three people who have insulted me in the past three days, you know who you are.

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You Are A Martini

You are the kind of drinker who appreciates a nice hard drink.And for you, only quality alcohol. You don’t waste your time on the cheap stuff.Obviously, you’re usually found with a martini in your hand. But sometimes you mix it up with a gin and tonic.And you’d never, ever consider one of [...]

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Bookmarked - Courtesy of Sweet Memes
One Web site you can’t live without: Pink Is The New Blog
Two sites you don’t like to admit you visit: Cute Overload and You Tube
Three sites you wish more people knew about:PostSecret, iLL WiLL PreSS, MajorGeeks
Four great sites for wasting time:IMDB, Wikipedia, I Am Bored, Fark
Five shopping sites [...]

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10 Favorites
Favorite Season: AutumnFavorite Color: FuschiaFavorite Time: Early eveningFavorite Food: Sushi and boiled crawfishFavorite Drink: Diet Dr. Pepper (non-alcoholic) and Vodka (alcoholic)Favorite Ice Cream: White chocolate or cake batter (Cold Stone)Favorite Place: any bookstoreFavorite Sport: Football and basketball (to watch) and tennis (to play) Favorite Actor: George W. Bush … No Idiot Left Behind [...]

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I went to an inservice yesterday on engaging learners with about 300 other teachers and administrators. If you did not already know, educators are the WORST students! You’ll never f*cking believe how the speaker kept us engaged …………………….
He gave away these 21 inch inflatable toys to participants. These cute bovines inspired insightful answers, [...]

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