My readers know how this works. My favorite two commenters might be the only ones who actually play. Which one is the lie?
1. A male teacher sent a female student to the health office today. She told him that she had cramps; the reason he wrote on the pass: “pain in vagina.”
2. A parent came in for a conference today with her life partner who was wearing a tube top, booty shorts, slippers, and pink foam rollers. And, I quote, “Timmy doesn’t like people to know he has two moms.”
3. Direct question today for me from Summer: “Hey, lady, do you wear a bra and panties?”
Only in a middle school … only in a middle school
I think bra and panties is the lie… (bras are too easy to see the straps) Make that teacher view the Home Ec. video the next time they show it… what, in 3rd grade now?