I Read Banned Books

KDW & RJW, Mack is pleasantly plump compared to this lard ass cat.

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Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That’s right! It’s the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy [...]

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Educators should never play favorites with students, but I admit that I have a few favorites. One student who I have worked with throughout the year to ensure positive behavior and academic success was recognized by his reading teacher to be Student of the Month for March. I was ecstatic to hear that [...]

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For those of you who live outside of Las Vegas and haven’t heard about the 1,000 students who walked out of class today to protest immigration reform, click here or here.
For those of you who love what middle school kids say, keep reading.
Approximately 200 of my school’s students attempted to leave [...]

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It’s as simple as tit-tat-toe, three-in-a-row, and as easy as playing hooky.- Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Sick
Sick “I cannot go to school today,”Said little Peggy Ann McKay.“I have the measles and the mumps,A gash, a rash and purple bumps.My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,I’m going blind in my right eye.My [...]

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My boss rivaled the most evil being known to man today. Is it possible for men to suffer from PMS? Has he gotten laid in the last month? Why did I get the hook today? Low (wo)man on the totem pole always gets picked on when the boss wakes up on [...]

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Which of the following is NOT an absence excuse note from an actual parent in my current files?
1. Please excuse Jackie Smith* for Wednesday, January 18, 2006. She dropped her breath last night and couldn’t get it until very late this morning.
2. My son Brian Flanders* was not in school on February [...]

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