Well, it has been a while since we played this game. Which one is the lie?
1. I had my suspension conference with the arsonist today. Parent’s Excuse of All Time: He has ADHD, and ICD (Impulse Control Disorder). I checked it out. Pyromania is an actual ICD.
2. A student threw over a loaded bookcase and three tables in a classroom today because the teacher took his cell phone when it rang.
3. I pretended I was Warden Walker from Holes for Ms. O’Donnell’s classes today, and I announced to each periods’ students: “I’m surrounded by cow turds.”
I love this game….I know pyromania is an ICD - I’ve taken one too many abnormal psych classes, and I know that the line from Holes is part of the actual movie dialogue…..but did you actually say it to students?
I think #2 is the lie. Oh, I think it happened, but maybe the bookshelf was only half full!
You’re a trixy one, yes you are!!!
“Cow turds” was probably too tame for your crowd. They wouldn’t have know what you were talking about.
I did make a guest appearance as Warden Walker, but I didn’t use the “cow turds” line. However, I did use my best GRITS (Girl Raised In The South) accent as I made a special delivery of sunflower seeds to the class.