Obviously I’m fresh out of original ideas. Here’s another meme:
Layer One
Name: Machnbyrd
Birthdate: January 21, 1971
Birthplace: Louisiana
Current Location: Nevada
Eye Color: Mostly Brown … Occasionally Green
Hair Color: Menage a trois … Brown, red, and blonde … washed the gray away
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Sun Sign: Aquarius
Innie or Outtie: Innie
Layer Two
Your heritage: Mutt … Cajun, French, Irish, Scottish, British
The shoes you wore today: Brown clogs
Your hair: Thick but manageable
Your eyes: umm, itchy … windy today
Your weakness: ice cream
Your fears: Dying a childless old maid with 53 cats, going blind and/or deaf
Your perfect pizza: BBQ chicken
One thing you’d like to achieve: A published book on bestseller list before I’m 40
Layer Three
Your most overused phrase: This is your only warning.
Your first waking thoughts: Five more minutes/Starbucks (tie)
The first features you notice in the opposite sex: Smile, eyes, butt
Your best physical feature: Hair
Your bedtime: 9:30 – 12:30
Your greatest fear: Being left in the world completely alone
Your greatest accomplishment: Two colleges degrees
Your most missed memory: My Aunt Betty
Layer Four
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
Single or group dates: Group with RJW and KDW (sadly not very often)
Adidas or Nike: New Balance
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Love all Republic of Tea choices
Chocolate or vanilla: White chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee. Dark and bold.
Layer Five
Smoke: Yuck!
Cuss: Yes. Too much since becoming a dean.
Sing: Do but shouldn’t
Take a shower everyday: Nope … gotcha!
Have a crush: Not really
Been in love: Of course
Went to college: I’d be a lifelong student if I could afford it.
Liked high school: Some of it … senior year.
Want to get married: Only to Booger Bear … renewal, maybe
Believe in yourself: Usually
Type with your fingers on the right keys: Always … mom made me when younger.
Think you’re attractive: Absolutely.
Think you’re a health freak: No, I wish I had more will power and self-discipline with food.
Get along with your parents: This week.
Play an instrument: Piano.
Layer Six
In the past month, did you…
Drink alcohol: Yes
Smoke: No
Do a drug: No … wait, caffeine and alcohol
Make Out: No … work opposite shifts with Booger Bear.
Go on a date: Yes … if married people can call it that.
Eat an entire box of Oreos: No, but did eat an entire bag of hot cheetos.
Eat sushi: Yes, a few times
Been on stage: Yes
Been dumped: No
Gone skating: No
Made homemade cookies: No
Fall in love: No
Go skinny dipping: No
Dyed your hair: No, but need to.
Stolen anything: Yes. Money from hubby.
Layer Seven
Have you ever…
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
If so, was it mixed company: Yes
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes
Been caught doing something: Yes
Been called a tease: No, I deliver. Just joking.
Gotten beaten up: Yes … PJ in elementary school.
Shoplifted: No
If so, did you get caught: n/a
Changed who you were to fit in: Hmmm … on the outside maybe … junior high
Layer Eight
Age you hope to be married: Wanted to before 30 … did at 29
Numbers and Names of Children: Stepson … Monkey Boy … would like one of my own.
Describe your Dream Wedding: in Ireland or Italy
How do you want to die: In my sleep like Rose did in Titanic
What do you want to be when you grow up: Happy and successful
What countr(ies) would you most like to visit: Italy, Scotland, Ireland, Greece, Japan, China, England, Spain
Layer Nine
Number of men I have kissed: I cannot tell a lie, so I won’t.
Number of boyfriends you’ve had: One at a time
Number of drugs taken illegally: Que?
Number of people I could trust with my life: 5
Number of CDs that I own: over 350
Number of piercings: two in each ear
Number of tattoos: None, but the one … I’d like to have.
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: numerous
Number of scars on my body: Too many
Number of things in my past that I regret: Just the one.
