I Read Banned Books

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what did you think?
I need a facial … really bad.

2. How much cash do you have on you?:
$21.53

3. What’s a word that rhymes with “TEST”?:
West … side (I do work in the ghetto.)

4. Favorite planet?:
Animal … except for the precinct shows … some people should never have children or pets.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?:
I cleared it yesterday.

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?:
They all suck … I need to buy some new tones.

7. What shirt are you wearing?:
Flannel lounge pants and a school tee

8. Do you “label” yourself?:
Procrastinator extraordinaire/Mean dean (A tie)

9. Name the brand of your shoes you’re currently wearing:
Barefoot Nonshoe Warehouse

10. Bright or Dark Room?:
Dark day or night

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Don’t know her, but I love her blog.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Tossing and turning … not feeling well this week.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?:
Are you busy?

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?:
First major cross streets, but I, too, can name every Starbucks within a 100 mile radius.

16. What’s a saying(s) that you say a lot?:
This is your only warning.

17.Who told you they loved you last?:
Booger Bear

18. Last furry thing you touched?:
Xoralundra, the Queen Bitch kitty, at her command

19. How many days of work did you miss last week:
None. But I tried to leave early every day.

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?:
Eight. I have no idea what’s on most of them.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?:
25 … I met Booger Bear on that birthday.

22. Your worst enemy?:
My will power and P.S.’s father (A tie.)

23. What is your current desktop picture:
Stonehenge

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?:
“Give me the remote … now!” (to the dog, of course)

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you choose?:
The million … I need a vacation in the worst way.

26. Do you like someone?:
I so hate people lately … especially insolent teenagers.

27. The last song you listened to?:
“I Like the Way You Move” - OutKast

28. Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson?:
I’m so into Josh Holloway from Lost right now.

12. Why isn’t there a number 12?
Another Unsolved Mystery of the Blog Meme