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Archive for February, 2006

Laissez Bon Temps Rouler

Mardi Gras is one of only three exceptions to the Louisiana law against wearing hoods and masks in public:
ยง313. Masks or hoods, wearing in public places prohibited; penalty; exceptions; permit to conduct Mardi Gras festivities, how obtained
A. No person shall use or wear in any public place of any character whatsoever, [...]

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The Four R’s

Respect, recognize, regulate, or roll out!
This is my new mean dean mantra. It’s catchy, alliterative, and totally on their level.
This is National Readin’ Week. I’ll be visitin’ several classrooms with my favorite passages from To Kill a Mockingbird (my favorite book of all time).
Have you read to a child [...]

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Pimp My Blog

Wat up?
I just pimped my blog using Gizoogle. Chezzay it out, beotches!
Now, that’s fo’ shizzle!
I’ve also shed my weak-ass honky image with my very own gangsta name! My new name is: Threepac Mafioso
Get your own gangsta name, too, crackers!

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Well, it has been a while since we played this game. Which one is the lie?
1. I had my suspension conference with the arsonist today. Parent’s Excuse of All Time: He has ADHD, and ICD (Impulse Control Disorder). I checked it out. Pyromania is an actual ICD. 2. [...]

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Arson

Definition: the willful burning of property
Minimum consequences: parent notification, administrator/student conference, required parent conference, suspension, involvement of law enforcement, expulsion
Possible additional consequences: restitution
Who: 7th grade white male; parent added: “You know he has ADHD?”
What: fire
When: approximately 12:30 p.m. today
Where: brand new Republic Services trash bin
Why: Direct quote: “I dunno.”
How: [...]

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Layers

Obviously I’m fresh out of original ideas. Here’s another meme:
Layer OneName: MachnbyrdBirthdate: January 21, 1971Birthplace: LouisianaCurrent Location: NevadaEye Color: Mostly Brown … Occasionally GreenHair Color: Menage a trois … Brown, red, and blonde … washed the gray awayRighty or Lefty: RightySun Sign: AquariusInnie or Outtie: Innie
Layer TwoYour heritage: Mutt … Cajun, French, Irish, Scottish, [...]

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The Writing on the Wall

Spelling rule of the week:
More than one hoe … hoes
At least they didn’t spell it hoe’s. (Plural vs. Possessive - English teacher’s worst nightmare)
This feature will definitely continue as the writing on the wall gets more and more interesting each day.

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