7 things to do before I die
1. Write a book about middle schoolers and have it published. (Thanks for the suggestion, rjw!)
2. Retire by 50 with my mind, my health, and some money.
3. Take an Alaskan Cruise.
4. Own my home outright.
5. Take a train ride throughout Europe.
6. Swim with dolphins in the ocean.
7. Learn another language.
7 things I cannot do
1. Roll my tongue.
2. Paint or draw.
3. Sing well.
4. Whistle loud (since braces).
5. Figure out teenagers.
6. Keep my dog from tearing out the sprinkler system.
7. Use liquid eyeliner.
7 things that attract me to the opposite sex
1. Personality.
2. Sense of humor.
3. Talent.
4. Love for family and friends.
5. Generous.
6. Strength of character.
7. Intelligence.
7 things I say most often
1. Effin’ Shit!
2. Because I can.
3. If you want to eat, take a seat. (to 400 6th graders in the cafeteria over the mic)
4. Tardy sweep … every day, every period.
5. Uh huh, thanks for sharing.
6. Hands off policy.
7. Spenser!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7 celebrity crushes
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. John Cusack
3. Vin Diesel
5. Brad Pitt
6. Goran Visnjic
7. Orlando Bloom
Come on, play … you know you want to! Let me know if you did.

Okee dokee⦠I took the challenge. Happy Thanksgiving!