Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Uncategorized on October 19, 2005 | 2 Comments »
Umpteenth teacher’s referral reads:
Student is chewing gum.
Administrator’s action states:
Warned/Counseled/Reprimanded
Read between the lines:
I asked student to spit it out. Student complied.
Duh! It’s not rocket science.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Uncategorized on October 6, 2005 | 4 Comments »
I’m feeling naughty today. Remember that only one of these is a lie. Really, only one is lie.
1. I secretly flipped off three students from behind my desk today. It felt great.2. I was threatened by a student today who declared: “If you RPC me, you don’t know what kind of [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Uncategorized on October 1, 2005 | No Comments »
Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:“Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks……….
“How many [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Uncategorized on October 1, 2005 | 1 Comment »
If you have ever seen The Princess Bride, you know the correct deliver of that line.
My single mom sister is/was a resident of Lake Charles, LA, until last week. Luckily, she did not lose her home, but the projected date for return of utilities is 4-6 weeks away. She and her son have been displaced; [...]
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