The Two Things is a succinct way for me to write about multiple things in one entry. Here are several two things entries about my first two days at work:
The Two Things about my newly assigned school:
1. Sweltering
2. Ancient
The Two Things about my new partner at the sweltering, ancient school:
1. Seasoned
2. Absentminded
The Two Things about the student population at the sweltering, ancient school:
1. Hormones
2. With feet
The Two Things about my new boss:
1. Observant
2. Always prepared
The Two Things about my new secretary:
1. Dazed
2. Confused
The Two Things about my first two days of school:
1. Exhausting
2. Motivating
The Two Things about the rest of the week:
1. I have “miles to go before I sleep.”
2. There are only three days to a three-day weekend.

Two things about the first week at UNLV:
1. Come early.
2. Wear comfortable shoes.