In honor of educators everywhere:
1. I used to throw up almost daily on the way to the school bus back in kindergarten because I wanted to stay home with my momma. Freak!
2. During my student teaching at age 21, I dated a hottie who was 17 and went to a rival high school. No, he was not Vili, and I am not Mary Kay.
3. I did not have one caucasian student in my classroom during my first two years of teaching. It was Dangerous Minds meets Stand and Deliver and Lean on Me for this small-town Louisiana girl.
Which one is the lie?

I’m guessing #2 and I’m not attaching any comments
Well,having dated a younger man myself (and I ain’t telling HOW much younger) I’m going with #3. Not one?
Hmmm……Let’s see, I will guess #2. Though it could be #1……or maybe #3…..no, I will say #2.
I’ve kept you in suspense long enough.
1. I was a momma’s girl until 25.
2. I dated him; I did not sleep with him. This will make an interesting entry for another day. Don’t judge me until you hear the whole story. It was complicated.
3. I had 5 white students over the course of two years, beotch!