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Well, I would if I could.  In the meantime, I just would be happy to march in with the Super Bowl XLIV Champs … the New Orleans Saints.  Sweet Breesus, I love the sound of that.

We are traveling in the footsteps

Of those who’ve gone before

But we’ll all be reunited (but if we stand reunited)

On a new and sunlit shore (then a new world is in store)

Oh when the Saints go marching in

When the Saints go marching in

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

And when the sun refuse (begins) to shine

And when the sun refuse (begins) to shine

Oh lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

When the moon turns red with blood

When the moon turns red with blood

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

On that hallelujah day

On that hallelujah day

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

Oh when the trumpet sounds the call

Oh when the trumpet sounds the call

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

Some say this world of trouble

Is the only one we need

But I’m waiting for that morning

When the new world is revealed

When the revelation (revolution) comes

When the revelation (revolution) comes

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

When the rich go out and work

When the rich go out and work

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

When the air is pure and clean

When the air is pure and clean

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

When we all have food to eat

When we all have food to eat

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

When our leaders learn to cry

When our leaders learn to cry

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

Who Dat House

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, Peyton,” said God. “This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.”

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel.

Peyton looked at God and said, “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question.

I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame.”

God said, “So, what’s your point Peyton?”

“Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?”

God chuckled and said, “Peyton, that’s not Drew’s house, it’s mine.”

Two Truths & a Lie #IDK

If you are a long-time reader and/or stalk my archives, you know that I once had a regular series of posts called Two Truths and a Lie.  Since it’s been a while, you know you wanna play.  Often times I make these about work, and this week was incredibly stressful.  Which one is the lie?

1.  The front of the House of Horrors was shot up, and the entire side of the building was tagged in profane graffiti about yours truly.

2.  Two female employees pummeled each other in the teacher’s lounge during lunch.

3.  There was an attempted kidnapping/assault of a female student before school.

I repeat:  two of these are truths.  And, you wonder why I am a wineaux.

Saintsational

1.  I pledge allegiance to The Saints, and to the great city of New Orleans; and to The Super Bowl, for which we will win; One city, below sea level, under God; with Mardi Gras & alcohol for all!

2.  Notice to my boss:  If the Saints win, I’m not coming in on Monday.

3.  Bobby Hebert does the stanky leg.

4.  What It Means to be a Saints Fan

5.  Who Dat?!:  Songs for the New Orleans Saints

6.  A Saintly Conversation

7.  Dear Miami

8.  Who dat say we can’t print dat?

9.  Saints inspire cancer survivor

10.  Follow the New Orleans Saints on Twitter!

11.  Who Dat origins

12.  Get to know Gumbo the Dog

13.  Support a Saints Foundation.

I have been coerced challenged by the bodacious Citizen Janey to finish this phrase:

One thing I love about my body is …

my thick hair, expressive eyes, perfect nose, porcelain skin, and radiating smile.

Should I go on?

Why lie?  I know I am beautiful.

The first time ever I saw my face … I thought the sun rose in my eyes

All superciliousness aside, it took me years to realize that I am beautiful inside and out.  And, trust me, there are still days that I wish my hair was thinner, the little wrinkles around my eyes would disappear, the little dent in my nose was less noticeable, the quarter-size zit on my chin was on my nemesis’ face instead, and my teeth were whiter, straighter, and closer together.  Yes, we women are often as critical of ourselves as we can be of others.  Fortunately, I have learned to look in the mirror for myself instead of at myself.  And, I love what I see.  I am beautiful in every single way.

Don’t you bring me down today.  Stay tuned for more in the Being Bodacious series.  Maybe next time I will expound on my superior intellect, but you know that too already.


Pretentious Am I

As I have mentioned before, the rules do not apply to me.  This was supposed to be a Sunday Stealing meme, but I am a troublemaker and need fodder for today.

1. How long have you been blogging?

1672 days or 4 years, 6 months, and 27 days

2. What made you start?

I wanted to sing about good days and bad days, successes and failures, questions and answers, friends and foes, and reality and dreams.

3. Who inspired you?

This always comes to mind when I think about being inspired.

“This is what you shall do: Love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown or to any man or number of men, go freely with powerful uneducated persons and with the young and with the mothers of families, read these leaves in the open air every season of every year of your life, re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul; and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency not only in its words but in the silent lines of its lips and face and between the lashes of your eyes and in every motion and joint of your body.”

- Walt Whitman, from the preface to Leaves of Grass

4. About how many hours a week would you estimate you spend on your blog?

Not nearly enough to say everything I want to say.

5. What kind of experience or background do you have with writing?

I love the written word.  That is all.

6. Talk about how you come up with blog topics. Where do you get your ideas?

It is all real, all the time.  My philosophy is “I’m blogging this.”

7. What or who inspires you and your blog?

Life.

8. Where and/or how do your brainstorming for your blog?

There is no such thing as TMI at I Read Banned Books:  on the toilet.

9. Do you have any blogging rules or guidelines you follow?

Be the change.

10. Is there anything you will not blog about?

There are some things I have not blogged about … yet.  I don’t know.  I really try to stay away from religion and politics.

11. Do you have any sort of a publishing schedule in terms of day of week or topic?

Bwahahahahahahahaha … I just try to put the words down and hit publish every now and again.  If I am fortunate, I get a comment or two.

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