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This week needs to die a quick death.  I am so over it that I am going to meme my way out of a real post today and head straight to bed for a decent night’s sleep for a change.  I will continue to disappoint you if you were expecting more from me.  As Boog so appropriately put it earlier this evening, I am “teh suck.”

1 – Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so, what was it? Yes, the one where I am carted away in a strait jacket after going voodoo on someone’s ass.

2 – What’s your most memorable dream? Recently, it was the Dollywood adventure with my fucker, @CitizenJaney.  Don’t judge me.  I love me some Dolly and some Janey.

3 – How many hours sleep do you get each night? About 6 during the work week and I catch up on the weekend by going into 10-12 hour comas

4 – What time do you get up on a school day? 5:00 – 5:30 (Jeez, Boog, I know I snooze a lot, and sometimes it’s 6.)

5 – How many times have you stayed up all night? Too many to count – who doesn’t pull an all-nighter every once in a while (especially insomniacs like @topsurf)?

6 – Have you ever got so drunk that you don’t remember going to bed? Shut it.  Wine makes me happy.

7 – What do you normally do last thing before going to bed? Fill a glass with ice and water.

8 – Does coffee wake you up? No, but it gets me going.

9 – Does vodka put you to sleep? Again, shut it.  Vodka makes live more interesting.

10 – Do you wriggle in bed so much that you wake up facing a different way to how you started? Every.single.night

11 – What was the last time you shared a bed? Are you kidding me?  The Terrorist and Boog allow me to sleep with them.

12 – Do you tend to dream about reality or complete fantasy? It’s usually real and spectacular.

13 – How long do you remember your dreams for when you wake up? Not long … once I am awake, the wheels are usually turning with my now stop and ongoing to do lists.

14 – Which is worse – being too hot in bed or too cold? I must be very cool to sleep properly.

15 – How many pillows do you sleep with? Three for me, three for Boog

16 – What was your biggest night time fear as a child? Waking up to find out everyone was dead.

17 – What’s under your bed? Scrunchies

18 – What do you wear in bed? T-shirt and undies

19 – Do you read in the evening, the morning, or not at all? In the evening

20 – Do you eat in bed? No, it’s never appealed to me in the least.

  1. I’ll drink to that.  Hell, I’ll drink to most anything lately.
  2. A day without wine is … out of the question.
  3. Does wine count as a serving of fruit?
  4. At my age, I need glasses:  red, white, sparkling, and dessert.
  5. You have been warned.  The consumption of wine might cause me to think I can sing.
  6. I am not as think as you drunk I am.
  7. What do you mean?  Merlot is too a color.
  8. Why, yes, I will have red and white.
  9. You’re probably thinking … this psycho hose beast wines constantly.
  10. I’m not an alcoholic.  Alcoholics go to meetings.
  11. My therapist is a bottle of pinot noir.
  12. I’ve decided that age improves with wine.
  13. I’d rather be drinking wine.

Stop Pressurin’ Me

Pull Yo’ Pants Up

Something’s Burning

Do you smell that?  The fever has either set my brain on fire, or I am already in hell.  I am up to my cultish activities again.  This time I signed up for NaNoWriMo.  Well, like Mary Tyler Moore, I am always trying to make my dreams come true.  Since I do vocalize that I will have publication and world domination before I expire, now is a better time than ever to put my evil plan into action.  I suppose bringing 30 more days of insanity into the I Read Banned Books household will not hurt scar Boog, The Terrorist, The Three Beotches, or me more than we already are.

Coincidentally, I have been a little distracted today by other things.  I did not get dressed until 2:00 PM.  I found time to do seven loads of laundry … for two people.  I watched hours of mindless TV.  I discovered that my bed pillows were foul and made a trip to Bed Bath & Beyond for new ones.  I went to Target for more laundry detergent and came home with an additional $40.00 of marked down Halloween candy.  I napped.  I took pictures of The Terrorist in his new Snuggie.

snuggie 006

What?  He likes it.  Besides, Boog is the one who insisted on buying it.

Oh, and I wrote a total of EIGHT words on my novel.   Which sentence do you think it is?

  • Some people liken my job to medieval torture.
  • It was a dark and stormy night … bwahahahahahahaha.
  • It was Sunday, the first time it happened.
  • The Swine Tabernacle is now open next door.
  • Who’s the most wonderful and prettiest girl today?

Yeah, it is going to be a long, strange thirty days.  Join me.

They will not force us,
They will stop degrading us,
They will not control us,
We will be victorious
(So come on)


Woke up to This

What Would Vivaldi Say?

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